The body of the victim was found after it had been dismembered and discarded in the seedy underside of the quaint Alpine town. She was identified as one of the "Crack the Whip" skaters who frequent the pond, where she was last seen three days ago. We rounded up the usual suspect, who denied any knowledge of the victim's existence, much less any wrongdoing, and the case remains unsolved.
Fortunately, being made of ceramic, it was a simple matter to put her back together again, though her right knee will never be the same.
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