A Tale of Two Townships

Today's internet rabbit hole.

There are two Ocean Townships in New Jersey, and this has caused no end of confusion for one having grown up in one of them.  (or, as my mom has noted, "Very smart NJ, let’s have another Ocean Twp, that won’t be confusing.")

However, it is only today that I bothered to find out that the Monmouth County Ocean Township is the OG Ocean Township, and the Ocean County Ocean Township is a case of people always been stupid.

Moreover, I hadn't realized before that the OG Ocean Township actually bordered the ocean, until it was carved up to make all the oceanside towns.  The Story of New Jersey's Civil Boundaries, 1606-1968 is kinda awesome, and while browsing, came upon this map, which labels the river south of the Manasquan River as the "Metetecunk", which feels like an important omission from the Wikipedia page for the Metedeconk River. 

Bad Reviewer Quotes, Bad Days in History Edition

We have a copy of Michael Farquhar's Bad Days in History: A Gleefully Grim Chronicle of Misfortune, Mayhem, and Misery for Every Day of the Year, which I had intended to read one day at a time over the course of 2021, but it was engrossing and I quickly got too far ahead (was at mid-March in mid-January), so I put it aside to pick up again in March, but forgot to put in a calendar reminder, and so here I am on December 31 trying to power through it.  

It's... good, I guess?  but I'm not entirely certain it's that much better than looking through the Wikipedia entries for "on this day".  Part of my hesitation comes from the fact that entries vary from a couple sentences to a couple pages.  I know they can't all be particularly detailed, because Farquhar is writing a sub-500 page book and not a 732 page book.  And sometimes the short ones work well, like the day Joan of Arc's death sentence was nullified, 25 years after she was burned at the stake.  

That sort of tale seems to fit the "Gleefully Grim" part of the subtitle, and the quote from the Washington Post's review on the front cover leans into this: "An upbeat catalog of defeats, faux pas[,**] and falls from grace that contributed to some very crummy moments."  Similarly, the Portland Book Review*** quote on the back cover states, "A wonderful morbid and entertaining collection."

A lot of the entries are morbidly entertaining.  Then there are entries like July 30, 1865, when Ignaz Semmelweis was committed to an asylum.  This is not merely a morbidly entertaining "crummy moment", but the culmination of nearly 20 years of trying to get fellow doctors to wash their hands before examining patients -- especially in the obstetrics department.  There are many more entries like this, which I think are important, but they are sobering tragedies, not "upbeat defeats". 

** Fixing the lack of Oxford comma

*** Note that the full review is more measured; this is just a bad choice of quote for the book cover.  

The importance of emphasis (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer edition)

 In a production with a number of things one could take issue with, one of the things that really bugs me about the Rankin & Bass "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is that, in the scene after the disastrous reindeer games in which Rudolph's "nonconformity" is discovered, Clarice tries to comfort Rudolph, and he says to her: 

"Aren't you going to make fun of *my* nose, too?"  

...with the emphasis on *my* instead of *you*. With the emphasis on *my*, it sounds like Clarice has just been making fun of other reindeer's noses and now Rudolph is expecting her to also make fun of his.  If the emphasis were properly placed on *you*, then it would correctly sound like a bunch of other reindeer have been making fun of Rudolph's nose, and he is expecting her to join the others in making fun of it.

(note: posted 12/24/25, backdated to when I originally shared to friends on FB)

the kiddie pool is gone and it looks like they turned that area into a splash park

For four summers, I was a lifeguard at the community pool.  Back in the day, there were: 

• a primary pool; 50 meters long, and 5 feet at its deepest.  At one end were 6 25-yard lap lanes; at the other was a "shallow end" for small children   
• a diving tank (not pictured) that was 16 feet at its deepest
• a "kiddie pool" that was wading depth for toddlers.   

I recently noticed that the kiddie pool is gone and it looks like they turned that area into a splash park.  Maybe for insurance reasons, since many parents did not exactly watch their kids, maybe for maintenance reasons, since it's probably much easier to clean up a splash park than that tiny pool with all the stuff that babies do in it. 

I also noticed across the street that the high school has this big new addition/wing where the "temporary" trailers used to be.  (I guess they really did end up being temporary!)

(Note: this post was uploaded to this blog on Dec 23, 2025, backdated to Aug 13, 2021, which was the date of the conversation this was transferred from) 

Jupiter's Legacy

I haven't read the comics; just seen the Netflix show.  Reading the synopsis of the comics, it doesn't seem like a particularly faithful adaptation.  That can be fine, but there are problems with the structure of the storytelling.

The basic premise of the show is the conflict between two generations of superheroes, where the codes of conduct the old superheroes lived by maybe don't work anymore.  This is a great idea, with a lot of potential.

The series begins when the next generation are small children, then jumps forward to when they're young adults who are joining their parents as superheroes, and then flips back and forth between the present and the time before their parents gained their super powers.  Flipping back to the past can be a great technique when the events of the past directly affect, or provide a mirror for, the events of the present; unfortunately, the scenes of the past have little to zero bearing on the scenes in the present.  We are simply being shown two different stories in parallel. 

There are at least a couple of approaches that could have worked:

1. If they want the past to be about the period before the old generation got their super powers, then the "present" time period should be when the next generation are small children, before their powers manifest, so that we can examine the similarities and differences between what generation went through when their powers were nascent.
2. If they want the present to be when the next generation are young adults at the beginning of their careers as superheroes, then the past time period should be just after the old generation got their super powers, so that we can examine the similarities and differences between what life was like as a super in the "good old days" versus the now.
   

The promised premise suggests #2, but the show's choice is to take the past from #1 and the present from #2, and it just doesn't work at all.